Fun ideas please easy ten points?

A cool school? Well, the P.E coach would be a professional footballer/hockey player who uses the off season to develop his interpersonal skills. The French teacher would speak English but pronounce everything in a 'fake french accent'. "Iz zis meking senz?" The drama teacher is an unsuccessful Oscar nominee, hiding out from the shame of a near-miss. (who might also compete with the students for roles in the latest theatre production).